Dear Family and Friends,
My, my, how time has flown. Can it really be December already? Here is the traditional Coffey family
newsletter (grain of salt not included).
Paul has enjoyed his first year as a
stay-at-home Mom immensely. He had a
rough start, but after the sex-change operation, things ran more smoothly. He has used the VAST amounts of spare time he
has (you Mom’s know how that is) studying gourmet cooking at the Cordon Bleu
(his Kraft macaroni and cheese is to die for).
While in Paris, he had a showing of his paintings at the Louvre. It was so successful, they decided to take
all the other paintings out of the museum and only feature his.
Mollie followed her dream of becoming the
first librarian in space by training with NASA and piloting a space shuttle to
Jupiter. She returned home earlier than
expected, because she claims, “it was pretty enough, but the atmosphere was
nothing to write home about”. She
returned to her old job at the library, where she was immediately named Goddess
of Interlibrary Loans, where she reigns supreme still.
Hayley tired of the day-to-day
competitiveness at Harvard, where she was majoring in Neuroscience, so she
decided to attend Kindergarten at All Saints Catholic School for a while. Her first report card was good, except she
needs to work on “not bothering her neighbors during work time” and “keeping
still in her seat”. No, not MY
daughter! Hayley had planned on running
for president this year, but her psychic advisor had warned of trouble in
Florida, so she wisely chose to wait for a cabinet position instead.
Jeremy has had an active year. After turning two in April, he was let loose
on the town, and began destroying the Gonzaga University Law School. As you can guess, his work is very thorough. He has adopted a new role of superhero, and
is now referred to as Destructo-Boy. He
looks great in his cape and tights. If
you need something demolished, call on Destructo-Boy! During his spare time, Jeremy translates
original texts from Latin and eats crayons.
Here’s wishing you Happy Holidays and the
best of luck in the New Year.
The Coffeys -- Paul, Mollie, Hayley and Jeremy
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